The Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Join Me for a Threesome

By David R Romaneili

10. You like the idea of white powder to LIFT your spirits before some very physical activity.

9. You're willing to pay for 4 days of Three Way action.

8. You want to "heat" things up a bit and learn a few new tricks in the kitchen; if you know what I mean.

7. Dr. Miso Hornay from DUME (Dakota University of Maine) says, "You significantly improve your odds for a threesome while on vacation."

6. Learning new ways to stretch your limbs while being yanked and pulled by a new pair of hands sounds very stimulating.

5. Dr. Miso Hornay says, "Cooking is very sensual and a great activity to try during a threesome. Especially using spicy sauces together with various people can be quite arousing."

4. Starting the day by putting on clothes and reconvening as a group with very little clothes in the afternoon sounds quite novel and exciting.

3. Sweating like crazy and finishing with chocolate all the while surrounded by other sweaty, beautiful people you've just met. That's what I'm talkin' bout!

2. You can HANDLE THE SCANDAL such a weekend would entail!

1. You're a big believer in the expression: Use it or lose it!

When I say use "it," I mean your snowboard. Silly. Join me and Eat, Drink, Dish’s Pollyanna Forster www.eatdrinkdish.com for the ultimate threesome:  Cooking with Yoga + Snow in Vail, Colorado.

Taking place January 10-13, your days will be full of flowing yoga, powdery snow skiing and snowboarding, cooking classes, beer-tasting, and cozy fireside activities. The theme will focus on "the peak experience" and how in such ecstatic moments, the mind melts, the body relaxes, and the soul emerges. Imagine 4 days full of constant peak experience from the perfect ski run to a delicious gourmet meal ON THE SLOPES, to a cleansing yoga flow, to a cooking class with awardwinning chefs Pollyanna and Jenna Johansen. You will reach a critical mass of peak experience that will rip thru the fabric of your mind and deliver you to the blissful land of perfect peace.

David R Romanelli, author of Livin the Moment (Broadway Books/Random House) which will be published in early 2009.